Hollyweird Gazette

Paris Hilton in 944 Magazine (Photos)

2008-03-03T20:20:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton posed for a huge photo shoot for the February 2008 issue of 944 Magazine. Almost get to see some nipple from old Paris, but not quite!

Technical Problems On New Site

2007-02-28T18:17:00.000-08:00

Wouldn't ya know it? Right after the switch to Wordpress, Antonella Barba overloads the server! We're working on getting the issues resolved, and I see a lot of people are coming here.

So don't worry! HollyweirdGazette.com will be back up and running soon! TONS of new visitors in the last few days, so welcome to Hollyweird! And come back often!

E-mail me anytime at hollyweirdgazette@yahoo.com with pictures or gossip or anything at all!

We've Moved!!!

2007-02-19T09:58:00.000-08:00

The Hollyweird Gazette has moved!!! Please click here to access the new site, www.hollyweirdgazette.com!

This blogspot address will no longer be updated!

Thanks!

Britney's New Gig!

2007-02-17T13:19:00.000-08:00

From Gallery of the Absurd!

Who the Hell is Tammy Nyp?

2007-02-17T08:25:00.000-08:00

I finally found out after seeing her at the top of Technorati's search last for the last week. Tammy Nyp is an ex-cheerleader, technology student at Singapore's Nanyang Polytechnic (as per NYP).

She apparently fell victim to a phone thief, after which her cell phone videos of her perform blow jobs and other sex acts was broadcast around the internet. Tammy has her own personal blog, supposedly. I don't know if it's really her, but you can check it out here.

Katherine McPhee Plugs a Razor

2007-02-17T08:13:00.000-08:00

She seems like the type that might suddenly decided to cut a jugular. I wouldn't trust her on my face.

Britney Spears: Sinead Transformation Complete

2007-02-17T07:13:00.000-08:00

Last week I posted an item on Britney Spears' receding hairline and her gradual transformation to Sinead O'Connor. The final stages finished faster than I could have hoped for.

Seriously - Britney has shaved her head! Britney Spears is bald. Here's an interview from a news feature with a girl who was in the tattoo parlor with Brit. Spears is seriously going off the deep end, but her hair had to have been destroyed anyhow.

You can see Brit's bare cranium on this video from You Tube.

The Evil Beet has the video of the girl interviewed on the later newscast.

Nicole Officially Charged

2007-02-17T06:08:00.000-08:00

It's a misdemeanor driving under the influence for Nicole Richie's poorly-navigated drive home in December. Nicole was not found to be drinking that night, but she did admit to smoking weed and taking Vicodin. And she was yakking on her cell phone.

February 21st will be her arraignment in Glendale for the charges. They could stick her in jail, but she'd be able to slip right through the bars for an easy escape. Perhaps community service would be the best option. But that usually requires a physical labor - and she doesn't quite look up to that.

She'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist anyhow. Actually....that could break her hand off. Guess it will just be the $500 fine. Cripple her financially. Right.

Screw Blogger. I can't load photos again.

Beyonce on Sports Illustraded Swimsuit Issue

2007-02-14T17:33:00.000-08:00

Bret Michaels Gets Real

2007-02-14T08:25:00.000-08:00

Or about as real as reality television can get. Following in the footsteps of Flavor Flav, Bret Michaels from Poison will be looking for love on the new VH1 reality show, Rock of Love With Brett Michaels, which starts in July.

Bret blames his failed past relationships on women who are jealous of his performing lifestyle, so now he'll have a chance to move them into his "Los Angeles rock palace," as he calls it, and test their devotion to him.

He's still a good looking guy actually. Better looking than he was in his caked-on makeup days of Poison. A much better catch than Flav.

Faith Hill Robbed Again

2007-02-13T18:15:00.000-08:00

First at the CMA's resulting in her caught-on-camera hissy fit, and now her home. Faith Hill just can't keep from getting robbed.

Faith and husband Tim McGraw's mansion in the Hollywood Hills was apparently burglarized over the weekend. It isn't their primary residence; they normally live in Nashville. She's still a Mississippi girl but she owns houses everywhere but there.

And blogger won't let me load photos right now!

Almost Pretty in Pink

2007-02-13T14:38:00.000-08:00

I love the dress. And I can't even say anything too bad about Tara. Considering it's her she looks good, but I know that grotesqely deformed gut is under there somewhere.

The Red Hot Porn Addiction

2007-02-13T13:36:00.000-08:00

Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers interviewed with Blender magazine and admitted that having a computer was having access to a limitless supply of porn, and it reminded him of the feeling he had when he used to score drugs, so he made himself stop.
From the Associated Press and Popbytes.

Britney Batting From Both Sides of the Plate?

2007-02-13T06:38:00.000-08:00

Ah...a switch hitter! In Touch Weekly magazine has scored an interview with Britney's ex-nanny, who flapped her lips about Britney's sex orgies and how much they bothered Kevin.

She has even supposedly propositioned porn star Jenna Jameson back in 2004, which Jenna told Howard Stern about in an interview.

Kevin apparently intends to use this info in his custody battle for the kids. Photos from World of Britney. Click here to read the complete story on Brit's sexual escapades.

Lindsay Leaves Jamba Juice

2007-02-13T06:26:00.000-08:00

Vodka would be good in Jamba Juice. Do you suppose she slips it in there? Now that she's done with drug and alcohol rehab, can we send her to fashion rehab? That's a hideous outfit! Photos from Pink Renaissance.

I See London, I See Frace...

2007-02-13T06:05:00.000-08:00

I see Ashely Olsen's underpants! She's on vacation in Mexico, dancing around for photographers in her underwear! Photos from Hollywood Tuna.

Bob Your Head If You're Dead

2007-02-12T21:00:00.000-08:00

A seller on Ebay has listed an Anna Nicole Smith bobblehead doll, making sure to inform the prospective buzzards that "she is dead." Apparently dead sex sells, too. From Evil Beet.

Christina Aguilera in Maxim!

2007-02-12T20:43:00.000-08:00

Photos from Egotastic.

Anna Nicole Post-Death Scandal: Imposter Diet Drinks

2007-02-12T19:14:00.000-08:00

Now that the shock and dismay of Anna Nicole Smith's death have run their course, the vulture media is grasping for straws that can draw the ordeal out as long as possible. And they picked the shortest straw. Her refrigerator. (pictured above)

In a video posted on TMZ, Alex Goen, a hancho at TrimSpa, admits to Court TV that if Anna Nicole had been caught alive with Slimfast, there would have been trouble. She hasn't been dead a week and the best they could come up with was her fridge? Three different men are vying for the paternity of her baby, and we're supposed to be shocked that she drank a shake behind closed doors?

Tom and Katie To Oprah: "Can We Use Your Couch?"

2007-02-12T18:07:00.000-08:00

"Fuck no!" says Oprah.

Oprah explains that her couch was ruined, and how Tom's mental breakdown on her show ruined his career, and says she can't condone his behavior with reward. At the appropriate times so throws in references as to how much money she has.

Lacking a couch, the couple finds an alternate place to nauseate the public. Photos from DListed.

Photos From 2007 Grammys

2007-02-12T12:19:00.000-08:00

Tony Bennett and Stevie Wonder - It's a wonder how huge he's become!

James Blunt

Mary J. Blige

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Smokey Robinson

Queen Latifah and Al Gore - did he invent music, too?

Chris Brown

Christina Aguilera 1

Christina Aguilera 2

The Dixie Chicks

2007 Grammy Red Carpet Fashion!

2007-02-12T05:35:00.001-08:00

Mary J. Blige

Scarlett Johansson

Shakira

Vannessa Millino

Jennifer Hudson

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Leann Rimes

Ludacris

Beyonce Knowles

Carrie Underwood

Corrine Bailey Rae

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff looks like she grabbed a slip out of her lingerie drawer. Corrine Bailey Rae looks sweet, Shakira's red dress is stunning, and Jessica Simpson's hair looks jet black now. And does Leann Rimes ever see anything? Her eyes are all squinty in every picture I see of her. I'll keep posting photos as I find them throughout the day.

For a list of winners, see my favorite celebrity and political bloggers at Right Celebrity.

2007 Grammy Red Carpet Fashion!

2007-02-12T05:35:00.000-08:00

Mary J. Blige

Scarlett Johansson

Shakira

Vannessa Millino

Jennifer Hudson

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Leann Rimes

Ludacris

Beyonce Knowles

Carrie Underwood

Corrine Bailey Rae

Fergie

Hilary Duff

You Are What You Eat Rosie!

2007-02-10T19:50:00.000-08:00

She doesn't look like a pussy!

Anna Nicole's Smith's Autopsy Results

2007-02-10T07:04:00.000-08:00

The medical examiner in charge of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy has released his findings. He says her cause of death will take 3-5 weeks to determine. It was earlier said that if there were drugs in her system, it would take longer to determine the cause of death. But here is what he did say:

He's ruled out death by stabbing or shooting, or physical injuries.
She had minor bruising on her back, due to a fall in her bathroom that occurred days ago.
There was a small amount of blood in her stomach, most likely caused by terminal shock.
There were no pills in her stomach, but they still have to perform blood tests.
She was dead upon arrival at this hospital.
She did not die by ingesting large amounts of pills, but he hasn't ruled out an overdose.
He confirmed a few plastic surgery scars.

They police are still working on the investigation, but they say that no illegal drugs were found in the room, but there was prescription drugs. From D-Listed.

Richard Simmons Makes An "Adjustment"

2007-02-09T10:19:00.000-08:00

See Richard Simmons live on Today digging in his pants to adjust his jewels! Watch the video at TMZ!

Anna Nicole's Mother Blames the Drugs

2007-02-09T06:55:00.000-08:00

Anna Nicole's mother, Vergie Arthur, interviewed with Good Morning America this morning and blamed Anna's death on the drugs she was taking. Vergie said:

"I think she had too many drugs, just like Danny. I tried to warn her
about drugs and the people she was hanging around with. She didn't
listen. She was too drugged up. By the last interview I saw of her,
she was so wasted."

Why is her mother interviewing on national television telling the world how messed up her daughter was? For one thing, we already knew. It was quite evident. Secondly, she was your daughter. Didn't you want her to have some peace from the public limelight and ridicule when she was alive? And don't you want her to go out with a little dignity, class and respect? Sure, the press will speculate anyway, but let 'em! No need to throw her lifeless body under the bus and spew personal business for your own gain, lady!

Anna Nicole to Be Chopped Up This Morning

2007-02-09T06:35:00.000-08:00

Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy is set for this morning, and from the sound of things, we'll be hearing that illegal narcotics played a role. Investigators supposedly removed 8 "bags" of evidence from the hotel room where she died.

It's not a big revelation that Anna Nicole was doing drugs. What kinds of drugs...well, that's a different story. Below are some quotes from various celebrities on Anna. Why some of them were quoted, I'm not sure...but I'll include them anyway.

"I am very saddened to learn about Anna Nicole's passing. She was a dear friend who meant a great deal to the Playboy family and to me personally."

— Playboy founder Hugh Hefner

"Our family was shocked by the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith. We wish to express our sympathies to her family in this difficult time."

— The family of Smith's deceased husband, J. Howard Marshall II

"She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty. ... It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend."

— Michael McGraw, director of media relations for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

"Anna knew both the joy of giving life, and the heartache of losing a child. We pray that she is granted the peace that eluded her more recent days on earth, and that she find comfort in the presence of her son, Daniel."

— Alex Goen, CEO and founder of TrimSpa

"Poor Anna Nicole. She's been the underdog. She's been besieged ... and she's been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she's endured."

— Smith's attorney, Ron Rale

"From my professional exposure to Anna Nicole, I can say she was always personable, down to earth and driven. All in all, a joy to have as a client."

— Wayne Munroe, Smith's Bahamian lawyer

"For those of us who worked closely with Anna Nicole and got to know the woman behind the public persona, this is devastating news. She was a sweet person who adored her son, made us laugh and cry with her, and who was never afraid of what others may have thought of her. There will never be another like her, and I already miss her."

— Jeff Shore, head of E! Studios

"This is a very tragic and sad day. Personally I feel she did not survive the loss of her son Daniel, who was the love of her life."

— Paul Marciano, CEO of Guess Inc.

"Anna Nicole was smart, and no matter how the media portrayed her, she was a good mother, a good friend, a very special person, and she will be missed deeply."

— Actress-model Cindy Margolis

"Her poor little baby, you know, that little girl having to grow up without a mother. That's the first thing I thought of. I wish her family the best, I really do."

— Country singer LeAnn Rimes'

Anna Nicole Smith DEAD

2007-02-08T13:09:00.000-08:00

No joke. Anna Nicole Smith was found dead this morning after collapsing at the Hard Rock Cafe Hotel, where she was staying in South Florida. They took her to the hospital and tried to revive her, but it was too late. I'm hearing rumors that it was drugs, which I believe, but I haven't seen anything concrete on that yet.

Her poor new little baby! Read more here.

Brad Sets Sail

2007-02-08T10:53:00.000-08:00

On the set of his new movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Without his shirt. Much to my delight. Photos from Just Jared.

Britney is Morphing Into Sinead O'Conner

2007-02-08T08:02:00.000-08:00

Britney was caught leaving a building in New York City, and it looks like she forgot her plugs! Is the stress of being a washed-up entertainer with two kids and public crotch shots making her hair fall out? Or is she just in need of the old can of Folica spray? Photos from Gossip Rocks.

Fred Goldman Continues To Haunt O.J. Simpson

2007-02-08T07:39:00.000-08:00

Fred Goldman, the father of Ron Goldman, who O.J. was accquitted of murdering, isn't letting O.J. off as easily as the jury that found him innocent did. Fred recently filed a lawsuit against Simpson over his book "If I Did It," which contemplates how he would have killed Ron and Nicole, IF he actually had.

Fred Goldman is maintaining that O.J. is trying to avoid payment of the $33.5 million judgement (now $40 million with interest) that found him liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and her friend. Fred has been successful in this round of court battles in getting a judge to order Simpson not to touch the money he's making from the book. Read more by clicking here.

They should really just drop "IF" from the title of the book. That would be a more accurate title.

Anne Hathaway in Calfornia Style Magazine

2007-02-08T07:30:00.000-08:00

It's in style in California to wear a paper bag?

Someone Barfed Up Pepto on Brit

2007-02-07T20:40:00.000-08:00

Actually, it was probably her after Iasaac broke up with her. Cohen's agent confirmed to OK magazine that Iasaac broke things off with Britney because it was "a bit too much for him." More photos and details at A Socialite's Life.

Terri Hatcher and the Ex-Prez

2007-02-07T20:31:00.000-08:00

Bet you were thinking that Clinton was running around on Hilly's ass again and giving Hatcher a snack surprise on her dress.

But instead, it's George Sr. who seems to be munching with Miss Hatcher in Beverly Hills. They look chummy.

Long Live the Queen!

2007-02-07T20:18:00.000-08:00

Now that Brit's "musical" career is washed out, is she seeking other employment? Like guarding the gates of Buckingham Palace? I can't imagine what else that ridiculous hat could be for.

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

2007-02-07T14:15:00.000-08:00

Kelly Clarkson's a cutie, but she does look a little like she belongs in a Saturday Night Post calendar.

Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape - We Have Another Paris on Our Hands

2007-02-07T13:43:00.000-08:00

Kim Kardashian has been denying for quite a while now that a sex tap involving herself is in existence. However, denial is no longer an option for Kim, because this sex tape between her and Ray J is now floating around the internet.

This girl has disturbing parallels to Paris Hilton. Suddenly she's coming out of nowhere, doing interviews and magazine covers and letting a sex tape leak. Isn't that exactly how Paris became famous? Great. I'm already running out of words and ways to rip on Paris Hilton. Just what I need is one more talentless rich skank to become famous for no reason.

Das Pitt Haus in Deutschland

2007-02-07T10:58:00.000-08:00

New Orleans may have come off as a thrid world country during the Katrina disaster, but Brad and Angelina have apparently figured out that it is, in fact, part of the good old USA, because it seems their already looking elsewhere for a place to call home.

Star Pulse is reporting that the couple just recently purchased an apartment on the east side of Berlin, Germany. Brad is supposedly close to some German architects who designed his house, and they visit frequently so they purchased the 6,500 square foot apartment.

See pictures of Angelina and Brad's New Orleans house here.

Anorex-elina

2007-02-07T10:35:00.000-08:00

Star magazine (consider the source) is feeding (no pun intended) off the down trodden this week by running a cover contemplating Angelina's grief over her mother - who passed away just over a week ago - has resulted in anorexic tendacies for Brad's wife.

So they're saying that within a week she's dropped enough weight to be considered anorexic? Maybe she's just depressed and doens't feel much like eating. Or perhaps she's sending her meal to the starving children in Africa. Photo from Popbytes!

Tom and Katie Cut a Rug

2007-02-07T10:28:00.000-08:00

I go out to blues bands and do a lot of dancing. Part of our dance evening consist of laughing at bad dancers and imitating them. We have quite a few moves that we've picked up from watching horrible dancers.

I now have a TomKat move, and I'm seriously going to implement into my dance repertoire. It'll be better than the Elaine. Check out their dance moves at Marc Anthony's Super Bowl party, from You Tube.

Ryan Phillipe: Rockin' the Cradle of Love

2007-02-07T10:20:00.000-08:00

Ironic! As a write this post, Van Halen's And the Cradle Will Rock came on!

It's a a fitting tune, because the girl with Ryan is Nikki Reed, an 18-year old actress who was apparently on the OC. He's 32. And they are supposedly dating. A new big sister for his kids!

I wonder where they go on dates? Chuck E. Cheese? The arcade? Photo from Celeb Slam.

Flashed By Fergie

2007-02-06T17:39:00.000-08:00

No crotch sweat or armpit stubble!

Splat! Tori Spelling's Head Is About To Explode

2007-02-06T16:28:00.000-08:00

I hope one of those chins disappears after the baby is born!

Too Bad I Paid Rent This Month

2007-02-06T15:00:00.000-08:00

If I hadn't, I would've had enough money to buy Yoko Ono's new album, Yes, I'm a Witch; on the shelves today at your favorite music store.

Teeth Apparently Not An Important Feature to Scarlett Johansson

2007-02-06T14:25:00.000-08:00

Move over, Josh Harnett. The Brits are coming.

Scarlett Johansson has no desire to date another Hollyweird heartthrob. She says she's more inclined to date "a tall, dark, handsome Brit with piercing blue eyes and cut-glass London accent."

If you like to push your tongue between rotten stumps of bone, it's a nice fantasy. I myself am rather partial to the British accent, but charming as it is, it can't erase the vision of an Englishman's choppers.

Perhaps their wit and their love of tea could trimuph over the lack of dental hygiene, but I'd still be hard-pressed to not buy him a toothbrush and a years supply of Colgate for every anniversary.

I need a scone.

Britney Looks Miserable

2007-02-06T07:36:00.000-08:00

She looks stressed to the max, washed-up, burnt-out and pissed off about being followed by a camera everywhere she goes. My dad said he read something the other day that said she is second only to Elvis in concert sales (adjustment for inflation) There is something about her that makes people obsess. When her crotch shots were...um...revealed, my hits skyrocketed. And a couple of other bloggers said the same thing.

It seems like the fame and success of that level actually ends up contributing to the demise of those who have it. They commit suicide, or are beat by their own addictions. Unless she hits rehab, and puts a screaming halt to her current lifestyle, I give her 2 years. So by February 6th, 2009, Britney will be in a coffin. She's 25, right? A couple more years, and she can join the "27" club of Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrisson and Kurt Cobain.

Do You Like My New Shirt?

2007-02-05T17:34:00.000-08:00

I don't want to participate on that team!

Paris is obviously the catcher.

Nicky is in right field, repelling balls.

Tom Cruise could play shortshop.

Britney's somewhere in left field already, so she can stay there.

Tara Reid's massive boobs have the potential to knock down anything hit down the 3rd base line, so that's her job.

Pete Doherty can pitch to Paris, since he's got the blow.

Jessica Simpson can play second base so Dirty Daddy Joe can watch her from center field.

Who's on first? Can't tell you. She's trying to be annoymous right now.

Photo from Evil Beet.

Ben Affleck Lays Off the Heaters

2007-02-05T16:56:00.000-08:00

I was supposed to attempt to quit smoking today, and it was a miserable attempt. So I should have known I'd come across something to rub in my failure.

Anyhow, Ben Affleck quit smoking after playing a chain smoker in his new movie Smokin' Aces. He says he smoked nearly 5 packs a day while filming, and he was so sick of smoking by the end that he quit altogether.

Think of the lung cookies you'd be hackin' up after smoking 5 packs a day! I once got up to 2 packs a day. And what was in my lungs was horror enough to make me cut way down again! I can't even fathom what 3 more packs a day might have done! Female First has more of the details that I can't see through the haze of my Camel Light!

Another Reason to Hate "The Notebook"

2007-02-05T15:07:00.000-08:00

Blame pinky Rachel McAdams and her movie The Notebook for the breakup of Nick Lachey and the darker-but-not-brighter Jessica Simpson. Jess interviewed with Elle magazine for the March issue, and said that there was still hope for their marriage up until a couple of days before they announced their split. Here's the cover:

Unfortunately, that glimmer of hope couldn't compete with The Notebook. Jessica says she saw the movie on a plane ride en route to her grandparents home in Waco, and she says it was not the movie itself that changed her mind, but that she'd figured out the film's "statement." Which apparently was about a moment of desperation and something about breathing, if Jessica's comprehension is sharp. Hmmm.

I fell asleep before the end, so I can't clarify, but wouldn't it be unfortunate if her assessment of the movie's theme was as off as her "buffalo wing" theory? Nick is probably the only man alive that loves that movie!

Super Bowl Commercials

2007-02-05T13:40:00.000-08:00

I did the opposite of what I normally do for the Super Bowl this year! I watched most of the game, and none of the halftime, or even the commercials! It was a good game! So if you were like me, check out what you missed!

The K-Fed Nationwide Insurance ad is in here. It was kinda funny, cuz I watched the game with some old dudes that don't really pay attention to celeb stuff, and they thought Federline's ad was really funny!

For the rest, I'm taking the lazy way out. See Inquiring Minds for lots more!

Is Lindsay Still Experiencing Withdrawals?

2007-02-05T07:36:00.000-08:00

She looks like one might on their first couple days of detoxification in rehab. Or maybe it's a hangover.

Andy Dick Removed From Jimmy Kimmel!!!

2007-02-05T07:28:00.000-08:00

Andy Dick was being such a - well, DICK - on Jimmy Kimmel last Friday, that Kimmel actually called in security guards to have him removed from the show. Andy was trying to rub around on Ivanka Trump, and when she asked him to stop, he wouldn't! So Jimmy had him removed from the set! See TMZ for more!

Fergie Lives to Ride

2007-02-05T07:06:00.000-08:00

Fergie, at a pre-Super Bowl event. I hope she burns her leg on the exhaust. Photo from Inkling.

Ryan O'Neal ARRESTED

2007-02-05T06:04:00.000-08:00

Ryan O'Neal was arrested on Saturday morning for charges of assault with a deadly weapon and negligant discharge of a firearm...and all the charges resulted in an altercation with his 42-year-old son Griffin! Apparently, a shot was fired, but no one seems to know exactly what caused the ruckus.

His son has been in trouble in the past, after he was found guilty for causing the boating accident that killed the son of Francis Ford Coppola in 1986. And he's also pled no contest to a charge that he shot at his then-girlfriend's car in 1992, after when he completed a stint in rehab. Maybe going nuts with guns runs in the family.

O'Neal was released after posting $50,000 bail. Ryan's mug courtesy of TMZ.

Denise Could Use That Laptop...

2007-02-03T07:00:00.000-08:00

Denise Richards spread wide for the camera on she and Richie Sambora's Hawaii vacation, which resulted in yet another celebrity crotch shot. It's really a pity she didn't have that laptop she hurled at photographers on hand to mask the area, but at least the shorts provide some coverage! For more photos, see Right Celebrity! Or click here.

Sean P. and His REAL Mommy

2007-02-02T16:56:00.000-08:00

Photo from Celebrity Smack!

There's cute little Sean P. in a Vegas hotel room with the woman who raises him. His nanny.

Christina Aguilera on the Tonight Show

2007-02-02T16:05:00.000-08:00

In case you missed that performance on Jay Leno. Vocal aerobics don't really appeal to me, but I gotta say...she's got a set of lungs on her. So much that I wish they'd get rid of the tacky background dancers. It's getting to be an old tactic, and she's got the voice to carry a whole show without the cheesy dance moves. The backup trio and male singer and brass were sounded awesome. Just lose the dancers.

Time To Actually Work Today Links

2007-02-02T07:28:00.000-08:00

Does Danny Bonaduce actually possess a belly button? Inkling

The sex wasn't real for Sienna Right Celebrity

What do Anderson Cooper and Paris Hilton have in common? Sujet Celebrities

The Desireable Beyonce Knowles The Bosh

Ludicris' Pearly New Whites Allie is Wired

Carmelo Anthony's is on MySpace Celebrity Mound

Liz Hurley's Rock Miz Monica Monroe

The Day the Music Died

2007-02-02T06:57:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow marks the 48th anniversay of the deaths of Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper. Their plane crashed the day after their infamous last show at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa. I have been to Clear Lake several times, but unfortunately have never stopped in to see the ballroom. It is renovated to look as it did the night of that show from what I understand.

Something I just learned in the past couple of years was that Waylon Jennings, who was playing bass guitar in Buddy Holly's band was actually supposed to be on the plane, but gave up his seat to Buddy to ride in the freezing tour bus that frequently had problems. Waylon's apparent last words to Buddy were "I hope your ol' plane crashes", a joke he said he never got over.

The Smooth Techniques of Ladies Man Dave Navarro

2007-02-02T06:42:00.000-08:00

When you're Dave Navarro, you have the power of the stage to help reel in the hotties for a night of hot lovin'. Dave recently admitted that when he wants to hook up for the evening, he resorts to a simple tactic. He simply jumps off the stage of thrusts his tongue upon a girl in the front row. See Hollywood Swag for more.

Lindsay Says No!

2007-02-02T06:38:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan has backed out of her upcoming movie, A Woman of No Importance, according to her overworked publicist, Leslie Sloane. Sloane says that Lindsay just doesn't want to "compromise" herself any longer, because the one things that Lindsay has learned is that her needs should come first. People has more details.

Little McDreamies

2007-02-02T06:20:00.000-08:00

Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Jillian welcomed twin boys to their family yesterday, according to People. The boys were named Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick.

A Sleazy Politican? No Shit?

2007-02-01T19:40:00.000-08:00

The mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom, who was apparently has quite the reputation as a cheating slime, has been caught with his pants down! Pun intended!

This is about as tawdry romance novel as it gets: Newsom's campaign manager and best friend Alex Tourk resigned yesterday after his wife, Ruby Rippey-Tourk told him about an affair she was having with the mayor. Which she did as part of a "rehabilitation" (12 step) program. Oh...and Ruby Rippey-Tourk was also Newsom's appointment's secretary from 2004 until last spring!

The affair was apparently a short-lived one that happened about a year and a half ago...while Newsom was going through a divorce with then-wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

If someone was gay in this scandal, all bases would be covered. See Right Celebrity for pictures and more on this latest political delight!

Michael Jackson's "Children"

2007-02-01T16:41:00.000-08:00

Prince Michael II (Top)

Prince Michael I & Paris (Bottom)

As much as I shudder to think of the name "Michael Jackson" in any way associated with the word "children", it's necessary now. The pictures are of Michael Jackson's........children. His "real" children. The same children he dangled over a balcony, hid under a blanket, disguised under veils and bestowed upon them such names such as "Prince Michael I", "Prince Michael II", and "Paris" the international word for skank.

Little Prince Michael the Sequel could very well be Michael's child, if children inherited post-surgery attributes.

I think we should start a "Save the Children of Michael Jackson" fund. Sally Struthers is too busy kiping food from the starving children to help out, but maybe Rob Reiner could step in.

Avril Lavigne's New Album Cover

2007-02-01T16:37:00.000-08:00

It's tacky.

Buff Bonaduce

2007-02-01T16:13:00.000-08:00

His body looks good...I will give him that. But it still repulses me. It looks as if it was Photoshopped. He should keep clothes on at all times. Photo from TMZ.

Denise and Richie Get Cozy In Hawaii

2007-02-01T15:58:00.000-08:00

Talk about hammin' it up for the camera! They should be inside nursing Richie's sunburn. Yeow!

Letters from Prison: Daddy to Lindsay Part II

2007-02-01T15:36:00.000-08:00

Michael Lohan obviously can't write to his daughter without getting the press involved. This is a letter he wrote to her, that somehow got intercepted by the press.

He goes off on quite the religious rant. If I was him I'd just be praying I didn't drop the soap!

Justin Timberlake on Entertainment Weekly

2007-02-01T15:32:00.000-08:00

Dr. McDreamy Does Nothing for Me...

2007-02-01T15:28:00.000-08:00

But if you like him, here he is on Details magazine. All I can think of is Can't Buy Me Love.

Listen to Katherine McPhee's CD

2007-02-01T15:23:00.000-08:00

AOL has a Katherine McPhee listening party happenin'. If you click here, you can listen to the CD before you purchase it. Even if it sucks, it will sell big, so they're not losing anything by doing this.

Taco Bell Thinks Outside the Box

2007-02-01T07:29:00.000-08:00

K-Fed recently came under fire for his Superbowl ad from fast food restauarts, saying the ad was "demeaning" to fast food workers everywhere. Taco Bell, however, has decided to see things differently. The Evil Beet has posted a letter that the president of Taco Bell wrote to K-Fed, saying they know he really does respect the fast food industry, and an invite to come work for them.

Dear Mr. Federline,

First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."

We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work.

We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.

We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

K-Fed's working a lot more than Spears these days!

Britney Shops Target; Belongs at Wal-Mart

2007-01-31T15:55:00.000-08:00

Over-bleached hair, tight shirt with no bra, preggo-looking belly, heater in hand, and blood red lips. Looks like a Wal-Mart customer to me!

Britney Takes Cover

2007-01-31T14:46:00.000-08:00

Britney felt a sudden urge to be discreet as she was caught leaving the bathroom of a gas station while on a quick pit stop from a road trip with Isaac Cohen. Apparently not willing to repeat the humiliation of having her body parts and crevices splattered over every media source imaginable, Britney primly covered her bra-less boobs, which were prominent in her sheer shirt.

Pete Doherty Shoots Up

2007-01-31T14:33:00.000-08:00

And then again! Drunken Stepfather has the video! Something that's actually not disturbing about it? It looks like the video originated from Sun and they bill it as an anti-drug PSA!!! They even have a number you can call for help on the screen!

Over-Exposed to Paris Exposed

2007-01-31T14:06:00.000-08:00

I'm Paris Hiltoned OUT!!!! For more on Paris Hilton Exposed, visit these fine blogs:

Paris Sues Over ParisExposed.com - The Bosh

What's all at ParisExposed.com? - Didn't You Hear?

The "I Got Fucked in the Butt for Coke" Video - The Rad Report

She's a Racist Too - All Beautiful Women

Video: Paris Tokes on a Doobie - Ninja Dude

Spears Goes Dark Again

2007-01-30T19:11:00.000-08:00

She looks cute and pretty in the first photo, but in the second one the hair is back to greasy, trademark Britney. Apparently she was out with Issac Cohen, left his house at 2 a.m. with little Jayden James. Hmmmm...

Did Sienna Leave Her Pants in Diddy's Car?

2007-01-30T18:41:00.000-08:00

Or just giving easy access for the next lucky guy?

Read about Sienna and Diddy

Here She Cums...It's Miss America

2007-01-30T16:45:00.000-08:00

Perhaps that would be a more appropriate theme for the pageant, since the Katie Rees photo scandal. Not to mention the Miss New Jersey kerfuffle and the clamor over Tara Conner's boozin' problem, in the USA competition.

Miss Oklahoma Lauren Nelson was named Miss America at last night's pageant. Now that the integrity of the crown has been compromised, she has a serious task ahead of her. No men, no booze, no lesbian photos. Can she avoid a scandal on the runway, or will she fall victim to the royal curse?

Brandy's Got the Big Guns After Her!

2007-01-30T16:04:00.000-08:00

And by "big guns" I mean a lawyer! It's never good when they get involved! TMZ is reporting that the parent's of the woman who was killed in the car crash are suing her for $50 million dollars. They're seeking both punitive and compensatory damages.

I'll get put through the ringer for this, but I don't care. Unless she actually meant for this to happen, there should be no reason to sue!!! While I don't think a daughter dying is by any means frivolous, it is a frivolous lawsuit! Accidents do happen. And unfortunately for this woman's parents, and for Brandy, this one had serious results. But will money bring their daughter back? No.

Christina Ricci in Italian Vogue

2007-01-29T21:34:00.000-08:00

Cool photos! From Jen's Juice.

Straight From the Horse's Mouth...

2007-01-29T20:48:00.000-08:00

Actually, it's the other sister that looks more like the offspring of Mr. Ed, but all in the family, right? No need to quote her on this one! Photo from Allie is Wired.

Little Harry Potter Naked - With A Horse!!!

2007-01-29T20:27:00.000-08:00

I just don't want to think of Harry Potter (real name: Daniel Radcliffe) naked. It just has a child pornography feel or something. Ish. He's starring in a production in London called Equs, and he has to get naked for the part. He's sort of pasty.

New Site!!!

2007-01-29T18:12:00.000-08:00

The Hollyweird Gazette will be moving soon! Among other things, I've tired with the problems I've had with blogger! Keep checking back for the new site!

E-mail me any suggestions, photos, etc. to hollyweirdgazette@yahoo.com!!!

Is Sienna Playing With Diddy's Diddy?

2007-01-29T16:15:00.000-08:00

P.-Combs- Puffy-Diddy-Daddy-Sean -or whatever his name is today-was caught dropping Sienna Miller off at her hotel in New York City the morning after they apparently spent the night partying together. The photo is supposedly from the Sundance Film Festival, where they were supposedly getting cozy with each other.

Watch the video here.

He creeps me out. It's not natural for a person to have an ego of that proportion. Why stay home feeding the brand new babies why you can pour booze down Sienna's throat and ogle Jessica Biel?

Miss Nevada Strikes a More Flattering Pose

2007-01-29T14:43:00.000-08:00

Miss Nevada Katie Rees didn't let a few pesky photos keep her from her partying ways. She just kept it a little more tasteful! TMZ reports that Katie was spotted livin' it up at at Body English and the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas at 3:45 a.m. with a whole posse of friends.

For a plethora of other Miss Nevada shots, check out my blogging partners, Right Celebrity!

Brandy's Accident Woes

2007-01-29T14:34:00.000-08:00

It sounds like Brandy will be prosecuted for her accident that involved a fatality! The California Highway Patrol is recommending she be charged with a misdemenor or vehicular manslaughter. Apparently, she was speeding and they consider her at fault. She's facing a year in the L.A. County jail and a $1,000 fine.

I feel bad for her. We all speed, she was just unlucky. I'm sure she feels horrible about the fatality. TMZ has more!

What's in Paris' Medicine Cabinet?

2007-01-29T08:34:00.000-08:00

Paris kept anything and everything that could be used against her in that storage shed! And we're finding out she's a walking pharmacy! Prescriptions for Ambien, Xanax, Vicodin, and Valtrex (the herpes rumors appear to be true)! There is also a document floating around for a misscarriage Paris apparently had, but was treated under the name of Amber. This was in 2003.

I started to feel sort of bad for her at one point. No one wants their medical history and personal demons to haunt the internet for months...but on the other hand...if you're moronic enough to take hundreds of photos smoking pot, rolling a guy in blow, some while naked...well...you get what you got coming! That's the one bill she should have made sure she paid every month! $200 to Paris is like a nickel's deduction from my paycheck! Like she'd notice the absence of the money!

When you get prescriptions, do you keep them for years and store them in a special area? I keep mine for a little while where I store my financial records, or if it's something hard to remember, I may keep it on hand in case I need it again someday. But if it was my herpe medication? I don't think I'd forget I had herpes, and with all the Valtrex commercials, you can't possibly forget what medication you need!

Keep checking back for Paris Diary Entries! Lots of them to come!

Eva Mendes in Maxim!!!

2007-01-29T07:18:00.000-08:00

Wipe the drool off your chin!

The SAG Awards!

2007-01-29T06:45:00.000-08:00

Heather Graham

Katherine Heigl

Leonardo DeCaprio

Terri Hatcher

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were held last night. Right Celebrity has everything you need to know, including winners and oodles from the red carpet. Click here to see who won. For red carpet photos, click here. For photos of the winners, click here. And for more photos from the red carpet, go here.

Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey on the Set

2007-01-29T06:05:00.000-08:00

Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are teaming up for another movie after How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Photo from ,'>Miz Monica Monroe.

Welcome to New Orleans, Y'all!

2007-01-28T18:39:00.000-08:00

Brad and Angelina recently moved their quickly-growing brood into this $3.5 million cozy dwelling in the French Quarter of New Orleans. They could further their humanitarian cause by housing some of the Katrina refugees that Houston wants to send home - they have the room.

Sienna Miller on Jay Leno

2007-01-28T16:15:00.000-08:00

Sienna Miller took her foot out of her mouth long enough to play a game with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show. The two tried to see who could fit more grapes in their mouths. Leno shoved in 31, while Sienna made a poor showing with only 14.

As for the icky thumb...I know nothing about that. Photos from Pink Reniassance.

Angelina's Mother Dies

2007-01-28T16:07:00.000-08:00

DListed is reporting today that Angelina Jolie's mother died in Los Angeles after a long battle with cancer. She was 56. She and Brad were present at her death.

Jayden James' First (Fuzzy) Public Photo

2007-01-28T15:50:00.000-08:00

So that's the first somewhat clear shot we have of Jayden! Britney's aunt (mother's side) passed away on the 21st, and I suppose some sleazy photographer decided to take advantage of her grief and get the shot. Photo from X17 via Mollygood.

Mariah Carey on the Cover of Playboy

2007-01-28T15:46:00.001-08:00

More Paris-Phernalia

2007-01-28T09:11:00.000-08:00

I recently heard that Paris actually has a car that follows her around everywhere and carries her drugs, so she won't get in trouble for have them on her, which would explain why she retired her little case to her little storage place.

Who poses for a license picture like that? And why does she have an Ohio license? Most likely a fake. Well, for that matter, who poses for pictures of themselves smoking pot? Paris, ya gotta keep it on the down low (too late for that).

This is a post Paris supposedly left on Stavros' MySpace page to clear things up with her "fans."

I Dream of Disney

2007-01-27T21:14:00.000-08:00

Disney has started an ad campaign called World's Year of a Million Dreams that features celebrities as Disney characters. The first round features David Beckham as the Sleeping Beauty Prince, Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella, Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare, and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter.

The Beckham one is a little pompous, but they all look really groovy. The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and other Disney characters are planned for future ads. These will kick off in Vogue's March edition and GQ.

Movie Trailer Mashups!

2007-01-27T20:15:00.000-08:00

I caught the tail end of an interview on CNN tonight with a kid who does movie trailer mashups. It basically a way to spoof a movie by changing the music and editing clips to make it look like it's a completely different film. I start looking on You Tube, and here's what I found:

American Beauty/8 Mile

Brokeback Mountain/Blade

The 10 Commandments

The Shining

Mary Poppins