Paris Hilton in 944 Magazine (Photos)

Paris Hilton posed for a huge photo shoot for the February 2008 issue of 944 Magazine. Almost get to see some nipple from old Paris, but not quite!

Technical Problems On New Site

Wouldn't ya know it? Right after the switch to Wordpress, Antonella Barba overloads the server! We're working on getting the issues resolved, and I see a lot of people are coming here.

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Britney's New Gig!

From Gallery of the Absurd!

Who the Hell is Tammy Nyp?

I finally found out after seeing her at the top of Technorati's search last for the last week. Tammy Nyp is an ex-cheerleader, technology student at Singapore's Nanyang Polytechnic (as per NYP).

She apparently fell victim to a phone thief, after which her cell phone videos of her perform blow jobs and other sex acts was broadcast around the internet. Tammy has her own personal blog, supposedly. I don't know if it's really her, but you can check it out here.

Katherine McPhee Plugs a Razor

She seems like the type that might suddenly decided to cut a jugular. I wouldn't trust her on my face.

Britney Spears: Sinead Transformation Complete

Last week I posted an item on Britney Spears' receding hairline and her gradual transformation to Sinead O'Connor. The final stages finished faster than I could have hoped for.

Seriously - Britney has shaved her head! Britney Spears is bald. Here's an interview from a news feature with a girl who was in the tattoo parlor with Brit. Spears is seriously going off the deep end, but her hair had to have been destroyed anyhow.

You can see Brit's bare cranium on this video from You Tube.



The Evil Beet has the video of the girl interviewed on the later newscast.

Nicole Officially Charged

It's a misdemeanor driving under the influence for Nicole Richie's poorly-navigated drive home in December. Nicole was not found to be drinking that night, but she did admit to smoking weed and taking Vicodin. And she was yakking on her cell phone.

February 21st will be her arraignment in Glendale for the charges. They could stick her in jail, but she'd be able to slip right through the bars for an easy escape. Perhaps community service would be the best option. But that usually requires a physical labor - and she doesn't quite look up to that.

She'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist anyhow. Actually....that could break her hand off. Guess it will just be the $500 fine. Cripple her financially. Right.

Screw Blogger. I can't load photos again.

Beyonce on Sports Illustraded Swimsuit Issue

Bret Michaels Gets Real

Or about as real as reality television can get. Following in the footsteps of Flavor Flav, Bret Michaels from Poison will be looking for love on the new VH1 reality show, Rock of Love With Brett Michaels, which starts in July.

Bret blames his failed past relationships on women who are jealous of his performing lifestyle, so now he'll have a chance to move them into his "Los Angeles rock palace," as he calls it, and test their devotion to him.

He's still a good looking guy actually. Better looking than he was in his caked-on makeup days of Poison. A much better catch than Flav.

Faith Hill Robbed Again

First at the CMA's resulting in her caught-on-camera hissy fit, and now her home. Faith Hill just can't keep from getting robbed.

Faith and husband Tim McGraw's mansion in the Hollywood Hills was apparently burglarized over the weekend. It isn't their primary residence; they normally live in Nashville. She's still a Mississippi girl but she owns houses everywhere but there.

And blogger won't let me load photos right now!

Almost Pretty in Pink

I love the dress. And I can't even say anything too bad about Tara. Considering it's her she looks good, but I know that grotesqely deformed gut is under there somewhere.

The Red Hot Porn Addiction

Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers interviewed with Blender magazine and admitted that having a computer was having access to a limitless supply of porn, and it reminded him of the feeling he had when he used to score drugs, so he made himself stop.
From the Associated Press and Popbytes.

Britney Batting From Both Sides of the Plate?

Ah...a switch hitter! In Touch Weekly magazine has scored an interview with Britney's ex-nanny, who flapped her lips about Britney's sex orgies and how much they bothered Kevin.

She has even supposedly propositioned porn star Jenna Jameson back in 2004, which Jenna told Howard Stern about in an interview.

Kevin apparently intends to use this info in his custody battle for the kids. Photos from World of Britney. Click here to read the complete story on Brit's sexual escapades.

Lindsay Leaves Jamba Juice

Vodka would be good in Jamba Juice. Do you suppose she slips it in there? Now that she's done with drug and alcohol rehab, can we send her to fashion rehab? That's a hideous outfit! Photos from Pink Renaissance.

I See London, I See Frace...

I see Ashely Olsen's underpants! She's on vacation in Mexico, dancing around for photographers in her underwear! Photos from Hollywood Tuna.

Bob Your Head If You're Dead

A seller on Ebay has listed an Anna Nicole Smith bobblehead doll, making sure to inform the prospective buzzards that "she is dead." Apparently dead sex sells, too. From Evil Beet.

Christina Aguilera in Maxim!

Photos from Egotastic.

Anna Nicole Post-Death Scandal: Imposter Diet Drinks

Now that the shock and dismay of Anna Nicole Smith's death have run their course, the vulture media is grasping for straws that can draw the ordeal out as long as possible. And they picked the shortest straw. Her refrigerator. (pictured above)

In a video posted on TMZ, Alex Goen, a hancho at TrimSpa, admits to Court TV that if Anna Nicole had been caught alive with Slimfast, there would have been trouble. She hasn't been dead a week and the best they could come up with was her fridge? Three different men are vying for the paternity of her baby, and we're supposed to be shocked that she drank a shake behind closed doors?

Tom and Katie To Oprah: "Can We Use Your Couch?"

"Fuck no!" says Oprah.

Oprah explains that her couch was ruined, and how Tom's mental breakdown on her show ruined his career, and says she can't condone his behavior with reward. At the appropriate times so throws in references as to how much money she has.

Lacking a couch, the couple finds an alternate place to nauseate the public. Photos from DListed.

Photos From 2007 Grammys

Tony Bennett and Stevie Wonder - It's a wonder how huge he's become!

James Blunt

Mary J. Blige

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Smokey Robinson

Queen Latifah and Al Gore - did he invent music, too?

Chris Brown

Christina Aguilera 1

Christina Aguilera 2

The Dixie Chicks

2007 Grammy Red Carpet Fashion!

Mary J. Blige

Scarlett Johansson

Shakira

Vannessa Millino

Jennifer Hudson

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Leann Rimes

Ludacris

Beyonce Knowles

Carrie Underwood

Corrine Bailey Rae

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff looks like she grabbed a slip out of her lingerie drawer. Corrine Bailey Rae looks sweet, Shakira's red dress is stunning, and Jessica Simpson's hair looks jet black now. And does Leann Rimes ever see anything? Her eyes are all squinty in every picture I see of her. I'll keep posting photos as I find them throughout the day.

For a list of winners, see my favorite celebrity and political bloggers at Right Celebrity.

2007 Grammy Red Carpet Fashion!

Mary J. Blige

Scarlett Johansson

Shakira

Vannessa Millino

Jennifer Hudson

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Leann Rimes

Ludacris

Beyonce Knowles

Carrie Underwood

Corrine Bailey Rae

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff looks like she grabbed a slip out of her lingerie drawer. Corrine Bailey Rae looks sweet, Shakira's red dress is stunning, and Jessica Simpson's hair looks jet black now. And does Leann Rimes ever see anything? Her eyes are all squinty in every picture I see of her. I'll keep posting photos as I find them throughout the day.

For a list of winners, see my favorite celebrity and political bloggers at Right Celebrity.

You Are What You Eat Rosie!

She doesn't look like a pussy!

Anna Nicole's Smith's Autopsy Results

The medical examiner in charge of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy has released his findings. He says her cause of death will take 3-5 weeks to determine. It was earlier said that if there were drugs in her system, it would take longer to determine the cause of death. But here is what he did say:

• He's ruled out death by stabbing or shooting, or physical injuries.
• She had minor bruising on her back, due to a fall in her bathroom that occurred days ago.
• There was a small amount of blood in her stomach, most likely caused by terminal shock.
• There were no pills in her stomach, but they still have to perform blood tests.
• She was dead upon arrival at this hospital.
• She did not die by ingesting large amounts of pills, but he hasn't ruled out an overdose.
• He confirmed a few plastic surgery scars.

They police are still working on the investigation, but they say that no illegal drugs were found in the room, but there was prescription drugs. From D-Listed.

Richard Simmons Makes An "Adjustment"

See Richard Simmons live on Today digging in his pants to adjust his jewels! Watch the video at TMZ!

Anna Nicole's Mother Blames the Drugs

Anna Nicole's mother, Vergie Arthur, interviewed with Good Morning America this morning and blamed Anna's death on the drugs she was taking. Vergie said:

"I think she had too many drugs, just like Danny. I tried to warn her
about drugs and the people she was hanging around with. She didn't
listen. She was too drugged up. By the last interview I saw of her,
she was so wasted."

Why is her mother interviewing on national television telling the world how messed up her daughter was? For one thing, we already knew. It was quite evident. Secondly, she was your daughter. Didn't you want her to have some peace from the public limelight and ridicule when she was alive? And don't you want her to go out with a little dignity, class and respect? Sure, the press will speculate anyway, but let 'em! No need to throw her lifeless body under the bus and spew personal business for your own gain, lady!

Anna Nicole to Be Chopped Up This Morning

Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy is set for this morning, and from the sound of things, we'll be hearing that illegal narcotics played a role. Investigators supposedly removed 8 "bags" of evidence from the hotel room where she died.

It's not a big revelation that Anna Nicole was doing drugs. What kinds of drugs...well, that's a different story. Below are some quotes from various celebrities on Anna. Why some of them were quoted, I'm not sure...but I'll include them anyway.

"I am very saddened to learn about Anna Nicole's passing. She was a dear friend who meant a great deal to the Playboy family and to me personally."

— Playboy founder Hugh Hefner

"Our family was shocked by the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith. We wish to express our sympathies to her family in this difficult time."

— The family of Smith's deceased husband, J. Howard Marshall II

"She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty. ... It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend."

— Michael McGraw, director of media relations for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

"Anna knew both the joy of giving life, and the heartache of losing a child. We pray that she is granted the peace that eluded her more recent days on earth, and that she find comfort in the presence of her son, Daniel."

— Alex Goen, CEO and founder of TrimSpa

"Poor Anna Nicole. She's been the underdog. She's been besieged ... and she's been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she's endured."

— Smith's attorney, Ron Rale

"From my professional exposure to Anna Nicole, I can say she was always personable, down to earth and driven. All in all, a joy to have as a client."

— Wayne Munroe, Smith's Bahamian lawyer

"For those of us who worked closely with Anna Nicole and got to know the woman behind the public persona, this is devastating news. She was a sweet person who adored her son, made us laugh and cry with her, and who was never afraid of what others may have thought of her. There will never be another like her, and I already miss her."

— Jeff Shore, head of E! Studios

"This is a very tragic and sad day. Personally I feel she did not survive the loss of her son Daniel, who was the love of her life."

— Paul Marciano, CEO of Guess Inc.

"Anna Nicole was smart, and no matter how the media portrayed her, she was a good mother, a good friend, a very special person, and she will be missed deeply."

— Actress-model Cindy Margolis

"Her poor little baby, you know, that little girl having to grow up without a mother. That's the first thing I thought of. I wish her family the best, I really do."

— Country singer LeAnn Rimes'

Anna Nicole Smith DEAD

No joke. Anna Nicole Smith was found dead this morning after collapsing at the Hard Rock Cafe Hotel, where she was staying in South Florida. They took her to the hospital and tried to revive her, but it was too late. I'm hearing rumors that it was drugs, which I believe, but I haven't seen anything concrete on that yet.

Her poor new little baby! Read more here.

Brad Sets Sail

On the set of his new movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Without his shirt. Much to my delight. Photos from Just Jared.

Britney is Morphing Into Sinead O'Conner

Britney was caught leaving a building in New York City, and it looks like she forgot her plugs! Is the stress of being a washed-up entertainer with two kids and public crotch shots making her hair fall out? Or is she just in need of the old can of Folica spray? Photos from Gossip Rocks.

Fred Goldman Continues To Haunt O.J. Simpson

Fred Goldman, the father of Ron Goldman, who O.J. was accquitted of murdering, isn't letting O.J. off as easily as the jury that found him innocent did. Fred recently filed a lawsuit against Simpson over his book "If I Did It," which contemplates how he would have killed Ron and Nicole, IF he actually had.

Fred Goldman is maintaining that O.J. is trying to avoid payment of the $33.5 million judgement (now $40 million with interest) that found him liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and her friend. Fred has been successful in this round of court battles in getting a judge to order Simpson not to touch the money he's making from the book. Read more by clicking here.

They should really just drop "IF" from the title of the book. That would be a more accurate title.

Anne Hathaway in Calfornia Style Magazine

It's in style in California to wear a paper bag?